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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

is this kid a psychic?

one evening, a boy sat down to say his prayers before going to bed. his father walked past at this moment and paused to listen. 'god bless mommy and daddy and grandpa. and bye bye grandma.' the father thought this was a little strange, but thought nothing more of it until the next day when grandma had a heart attack and died. a week later, he happened to overhear his son again saying his prayers, and listened more intently this time.' god bless mommy and daddy. goodbye grandpa.' sure enough, the next day grandpa suffered a stroke and died instantly. a month later, once again the father heard his son praying. 'god bless mommy. bye bye daddy.' the father was mortified. he went to work, but was too scared to do anything in case he had an accident

when he got home from work, he told his wife what an awfully worrying day he'd had. his wife simply scoffed. 'you think you’ve had it bad? I’ve had a terrible day. I got up this morning and opened the door to discover the postman dead in our garden.’

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I think God may have given him the Gift to see things before they happen, and the wife has never told the father she had an affair and lied and said it was his baby. Or he can make people die when he prays.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If I say YES, then you'd think the real father of your son is the postman.

    Seriously, allow more time to observe. So far he has predicted deaths. For sure he is gifted because he knows the value of praying.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lol,no he's not psychic but man the postman was the real dad I know thats notthe point but it was funny the boy can be psychic or just make ppl die by saying that,lol I don't really know.

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  • 1 decade ago

    lo that was funny cuz that mean the wife cheated on him wit the postman and that he aint the dad. well i think. if she did cheat then that was funny if she didnt well to bad.

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  • 1 decade ago

    yes and his daddy was the postman mummys in big trouble lol

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  • Mr.Moo
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ha...in a way fortunately for the father...he wasnt the father

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heard of the dead milkmen, but not the dead mailman

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  • Tee hee hee.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    too cute juan... you are starting to be the real funnyman lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    um i heard that joke before and it doesnt go like that

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