Does god believes in atheists?

Ah, more importantly, does the easter bunny believe in the tooth fairy?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LMAO

    ((hugs))

    I think the easter bunny definitely believes in the tooth fairy. Where else would he get the money for the baskets to put the eggs in? =)

    First part...not a real question, as god is imaginary =)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God believes in all mankind, to him there is no difference. And yes as you should know the Easter Bunny is quite old now and his two front teeth rotted and fell out sometime ago. He did, of course, place them under his pillow as is the custom of Tooth Fairy believers. He got a new set, (although false), of front teeth

    so that you and I would not know the difference. And so the Easter Bunny would like you to keep his secret so that little children are not worried to much in case they see him without his teeth and because sometimes they are at the teeth cleaners. The Tooth Fairy is totally overworked these days and can't always make delivery on the same night as you put your lost teeth under your pillow, sometimes he must use UPS, but if you are not home, then the delivery is just cancelled. And as you already know the tooth fairy makes pearls out of teeth, which is a supply and demand business, so there are slow times but overall he is doing well and his stock is at an all time high. And, of course the Easter Bunny knows that the Tooth Fairy is real, otherwise who put his new teeth under his pillow. And as you know the Tooth Fairy, ( whose name was tinker bell) is married to Peter Pan and along with the pearl business their peanut butter is also doing well.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Atheists don't believe in god...so who cares?

    As for the second question, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy have been married for years.

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  • 1 decade ago

    God knows that atheists exist because He allows them to but more importantly He loves them and does not want to leave them in their very limited way of thinking.

    Have you seen the sign that says:

    God is dead. Nietzsche

    Nietzsche is dead. God

    I have news for you. I do not believe in the easter bunny or the tooth fairy or santa claus. Those things come to us from commercial greed. I do believe in the awesome uncreated Creator of the universe. He is not man-made.

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  • God
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    1 decade ago

    Yes, I do. I mean they have to actually know more about me than most people in order not to believe in me so you got to respect that. Also the easter bunny and tooth fairy are NOT married, they are just having an affair based on mutual sexual satisfaction.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I hate to tell you...the easter bunny and the tooth fairy don't exist. (gasp!) I know you are being sarcastic. Of course God believes in atheists...he created them. its the paradigm of free will. you don't have to believe in him. he still believes in you. he created everything. and I am not a religious nut. I just know God exists.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Its funny. Humans invented God. Then some humans decided they didn't believe in after all. Now God doesn't believe in the race that created him. Oh, my head hurts.....

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  • 1 decade ago

    I would think that god denys us atheists, he secretly believes in us, but is rebelling and just says he doesn't believe in atheists to make daddy mad.

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