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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentOther - Politics & Government · 1 decade ago

What is the best way to get free money from the government?

I just can't find any jobs that I like and I am tired of looking. I thought that if I received some grants, I could relax for about a year or two.

I know there is free money out there.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    There are grants but what you speak of is at best unethical if not out right illegal. Which means you are making a joke.

    I do know of some scams if you are a MD or PhD. I met a nurse several years ago, she had done this in NY, then CO and in CA when I met her. She would go to a very rich demographic area such as parts of Long Island, Boulder and Marin County. Then she would start a group over the concern of environmental influencers such as radiation or pesticides and their influence on the incidence of breast cancer, no doubt a serious disease. She would get members, remember rich demographics who had at last annual mammographies, coorelate this data with the world and come up with the extremely high incidence. It really wasn't any higher it was just that they all tested more often than the backgroudn so they were finding it earlier and some that would nto be diagnosed for a long time. The end result is she would pick a target, say golf courses or waste disposal sites and then would more or less blackmail them into supporting her research into the "high incidence" of breast cancer. It worked well for her, made a lot of money but of course eventually she would have to move on. She tried to squeeze me and I said no way, that I knew her past and what she was doing. I often wonder today if she ever went to jail for that or if she is just somewhere else pulling the same old scam.

    Hey, why not get a job that pays well, put up with the crap until you can work yourself into something better. That is what I did, it took a long time but I made it to something great, and I never had to do anything unethical or illegal.

    As the man said, there is no free lunch friend, you will pay for it eventually.

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  • 4 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Check with Democrats.

    They know all the tricks about getting their hands on taxpayer money.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Keep searching grants... But you got to be good at somehting to earn them...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Become a Congressman/woman...or a Senator even better...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    say that you are going to do a study on how farting contributes to global warming. Much money to be made there. haha, i am serious though

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    dont work or work very little, have about 6 kids. you get all kinds of money "back" from taxes each year.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ask a Democrat.

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