There's one old joke that has as its Punchline: "Well, how do you think I ran the doorbell?" What was the

begining part of this joke?

Update:

I made a type O.

It's rang the doorbell, not ran the doorbell.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    >>A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get

    >married again.

    >>She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    >>

    >>HUSBAND WANTED:

    >>

    >>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

    >>MUST NOT BEAT ME,

    >>MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

    >>AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

    >>ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    >>

    >>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,

    >she

    >>opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a

    >wheel

    >>chair. He had no arms

    >>or legs.

    >>"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the

    >widow

    said. "Just look at You have no legs!"

    The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on

    you!"

    "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

    Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in

    bed??"

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang

    the

    door bell, didn't I?"

    The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah. it's kinda like this.

    This lady is alone and horny so she decides to call a male prostitute. Over the phone, he says he's really good in bed. She decides to go along with it. But when he rings the doorbell she's like "How are you good in bed you have no arms or legs!". And then he says "Well how do you think I rang the doorbell?"

    It's liek that except much better.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I've heard this one before. A guy with no arms or legs. He rings the doorbell with his winkie.

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