There's one old joke that has as its Punchline: "Well, how do you think I ran the doorbell?" What was the
begining part of this joke?
I made a type O.
It's rang the doorbell, not ran the doorbell.
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
>>A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get
>>She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
>>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
>>MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>>MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
>>AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>>ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
>>opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a
>>chair. He had no arms
>>"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the
said. "Just look at You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang
door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yeah. it's kinda like this.
This lady is alone and horny so she decides to call a male prostitute. Over the phone, he says he's really good in bed. She decides to go along with it. But when he rings the doorbell she's like "How are you good in bed you have no arms or legs!". And then he says "Well how do you think I rang the doorbell?"
It's liek that except much better.
- Anton MathewLv 51 decade ago
I've heard this one before. A guy with no arms or legs. He rings the doorbell with his winkie.