What do I need to know for the LSATS?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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  • 1 decade ago

    You'll probably report this, but I can't really seem to care.

    Q: When will you see a pole with a worm at both ends?

    A: When you go fishing with a lawyer.

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

    Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Twenty-eight:

    2 to argue

    1 to get a continuance

    2 to object

    3 to research precedents and legislative history

    2 to stipulate

    1 to depose

    1 to write interrogatories

    1 to move for costs

    1 to order a secretary to change the bulb, and

    14 to bill for professional services

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: How many can you afford?

    Q. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?

    A. New Jersey got to choose.

    Q: Why are lawyers' brains so expensive?

    A: It takes so many to make an ounce.

    Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

    A: An impossibility.

    Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a wheelbarrow full of ****?

    A: The wheelbarrow.

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