Know any funny T-shirt slogans??

Like... on the front it says "In the case on an emergency, look on the back" and on the back it says "This is not an emergency!!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Strangers have the best candy

    Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

    Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.

    Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

    Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's *** and wait!

    100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

    Dyslexics of the world, untie!

    Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

    I miss my ex-husband. But my aim is getting better.

    Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

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  • 1 decade ago

    My imaginary friend thinks you have serious issues

    I'm out of my mind.....Please leave a message

    How can I miss you if you won't go away?

    It's all fun and games 'til someone loses a nut(squirrels on shirt)

    Mine are bigger (squirrel holding an acorn)

    I'm not deaf....I'm ignorring you

    Treat me exactly as you would the queen

    I want attention...just not yours

    Smile.....It scares people

    People like you are the reason that people like me need medication

    I am no longer a threat to society

    AND

    Real men wear pink

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  • 1 decade ago

    On the front: Want to know how men and parking spots are the same?

    On the back: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!

    I thought it was pretty funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    I saw a guy at school with other day with a tee shirt that had the Mountain Dew logo on the front except it said "Mount and Do Me"

    LOL

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  • 1 decade ago

    on the front it says: Want to know how to keep and idiot busy, read back of shirt

    on the back it says: Want to know how to keep and idiot busy, read front of shirt

    Life is gold, duct tape is silver

    I hear voices and they dont like you

    My mommy thinks I'm special

    there is a bunch of math then under it it says The world does revolve around me

    Annoying the world one person at a time

    Im not sleeping. i was thinking really hard

    I just took a pain killer, why are you still here?

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  • 1 decade ago

    on the front of the shirt it says "how to keep an idiot busy: look on back of shirt"

    and on the back of the shirt it says "how to keep an idiot busy: look on front of shirt"

    yeah

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  • 1 decade ago

    my sisters friend made her a shirt that said (on the front) feel free to bask in my glow (back) no really, i insist!

    its pretty funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    warning: adult content:

    As a gag gift, I had this one put on a shirt for my husband...

    Clitoral Masuer (front)

    Have your wife give me a call (back)

    We also made some business cards...

    and yess.,,,he's just that good.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I have a bunch of T-Shirt's that write's perverded thing's on it .Ex: I can only plz one person a day today is not your day

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  • 1 decade ago

    saw this on a fat guy, "round is a shape"

    the voices in my head won't leave me alone

    I see your mouth moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

    keep stairing and I might do a trick

    yes they are paid for!

    I'm with stupid (arrow pointing down)

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