join the united states army , you are up, at 4 in the morning, during our 13 weeks of bot camp, when you show up here dirt bag you will have no sex no potang, for i3 solidd weks, you will listen to me dirt bag iam your master sargeant, you wil run at least, 20 miles a day, you wil get that lard, rear end off you, after you are up at 4 in the morning you got arpound 15 minutes too, shower shave, get in your uniform, make a bed our way, hop in your uniform and fal into riol cal, and formationn, after i inspect your quarters at 5 oclock and even if the sheeets are not air tight you wil make strip around 45 other beds and do it inn 30 minutes tops. after that you will start your runing jumping excersisees, running around 20 miles, do sit ups, jumping jacks, and climbing ropes. after this you have, mechanicall drilll, school or, working on gunnery tanks and machinery you wil change tires oil and do anuthing we demand here. afyer that its arounf 4 in the aternonn, you wil go too dril practice, and run another 20 miles. if you resist you will ruj 30 straight miles. after this its dineer time 30 minutes, after that its scrubbing toilets kleaning your barracks moving ever locker out seven days a week. scrubing 7 days a week, that includes bathromms. after that its rool ca,,ll againn and off too bed all total?? 16- 17 hour days, seven days a week. think you can handle us?? you will get over being lazy here try i us joinn!!