Why is it that Easy Cheese wont melt?

I just put a bunch on a couple of sandwiches. And none of it melted, I'm talking chix breast straight out of the oven

Update:

oh it's REAL cheese just read the label LOL

Update 2:

I wish it was cheap... It's more expensive than Real cheese

Update 3:

How could you never have heard of the american CLASSIC Easy cheese It is the cheese that comes in a can, just like Whipped cream????? You must be a commie pinko

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  • 1 decade ago
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    a chix breast and Easy Cheese samich?? you must be a

    bachelor?

    try to melt it with your bazooka!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Fake cheese don't melt! Never heard of Easy cheese but it sounds like a diet food. The manufacturers of most diet cheese will tell you on the label if it melts well. For the most part these 'unfoods' contain so many stabilers, fillers, salt, coagulants, etc. that the mixed chemicals add up to inabuility to melt. Yuk!

    Source(s): Oh it"s "Real cheese"? Read the label further & you might find some of the additives that I mentioned above.
  • 1 decade ago

    It's not real cheese.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    When cheep cheese is TOO artificial, it WON"T melt!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    i know

    my theory is it is part plastic

    or else its not really cheese

  • Anry
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Because it's fake.!

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