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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes...........!!!!!1?

What did the ghost shake at the party?

Her boOoOo-ty

Who was the ghosts favorite former UN Secretary General?

BoOoOo-trous BoOoOo-trous Ghali

What disease frightens ghosts the most?

BoOoOo-bonic Plague

What do ghosts use to make beef or chicken broth?

BoOoOo-llion cubes

What sound do crying ghosts make?

BoOoOo-hoo

What was the ghosts favorite TV show?

BoOoOo-ffy the Vampire Slayer

Who was the ghosts favorite conservative intellectual?

William F. BoOoOo-ckley

What’s the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts?

BoOoOo-bies

Who was the ghost's favorite crooner?

Pat BoOoOo-ne

What sound do ghost bombs make?

BoOoOo-m

Update:

im laughing at your answers now thats scarey<wink>

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    WOW!! those ARE pretty bad jokes!

  • 1 decade ago

    What are ghosts favorite breakfeast creal? Ghost toasties

    What do you call a ghosts that has his own late late talk show? A late night talk show gHost

    See all ghost jokes get boooooooood!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No Babe...should have never posted this one. Did you forget the littl talk we had maintaing a high standard? This is pre-school level. I'm sad but still LOVE YOU!

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    like omg that was like way 2nd grade... (bo0o0o0m)

    that would be the joke blowing up in your face.. lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO at how BAD that was, girl u outta be shame of yourself..that was un- called-for!

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