Toilet paper?

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your butt."

22 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HAHAHAHA that's a REALLY good one!!!

    well, try one of mine since you gave me a good laugh,

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.

    As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"

    She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"

    The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG this is so funny they had this one on Queens of Comedy I love this joke

  • an oldie but a goodie ♥

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL but why is she in the bar?

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  • 1 decade ago

    that ws very funny i would like to hear more

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha he he

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats old.

  • 1 decade ago

    sounds funny to me..

  • 1 decade ago

    nice one lol

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