GOD stopped by my place with a six pack last night, could i be pregnant?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LIAR!!!!! He was with me!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a man from guranteed overnight delivery hit that after dropping off a package? and happened to have a six pack with him? was he on his break or having sex on the clock? omg of course you could be pregnant. how old this guy? how old are you? it it legal I hope? not very funny trying to imply the actual GOD would show up at your place with a brew and be ready to go. that's what, blasphemy?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I find it very sad you have to think up this kind of dribble. You must be so lonely and frightened about something. I hope you can find peace in your pitiful, meaningless life. But talking about God in this manner I only have one more thing to say,

    BE AFRAID

    BE VERY AFRAID!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God really needs to bless you without the sickness part

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  • 1 decade ago

    No, but you could be very close to blasphemy, I will pray for you

  • 1 decade ago

    he pregnant u with the truth

  • 1 decade ago

    If you didn't have sex with him you probably are

  • 1 decade ago

    Does not make sense?????

    Source(s): Explain, yourself???
  • 1 decade ago

    You are a real idiot!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

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