Tips on how to dispose of a dead body?

Say, theoritically, a friend of mine accidently killed his girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the hell up. And suppose he asked me how he should get rid of the body, not that he did or anything, all hypothetical. Got any good tips that I would tell him, not that I actually have a friend that did this, just... show more Say, theoritically, a friend of mine accidently killed his girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the hell up. And suppose he asked me how he should get rid of the body, not that he did or anything, all hypothetical. Got any good tips that I would tell him, not that I actually have a friend that did this, just a "what if"
Update: thanks! great ideas for my new book
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