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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

funniest 911 call ...a joke....?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.

Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hahah... funny 911 call.. heheh

    I still think the one I send you was the funniest... :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha!

    You know, they played on a morning show radio starion here in SF this 911 call where this lady called and asked for the cops that were just at her house to come back because she wanted to get one cops phone number because he was just "so handsome." Real call too!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nice joke

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HaHa thats funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah, I was looking for such clean jokes.......hahahahaha... and good too......

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  • 1 decade ago

    good one

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha.... its fuuny. thx for the laugh :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    that's not funny, but weak

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha ..funny do u have more ?!

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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