Bartender, I really did it this time.???

Broke my parole to have a good time. When I got home it was 6 am. The door was locked so I kicked it in. She was trippin on the bills, I think she was high on some pills. She threw my sh*t out into the yard, then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard.

And in my drunken stooper I did something I never should have done. Now I'm sittin here talking to you drunk and on the run...........................................FINISH!!!!

Update:

FAH~Q!!!! It's a song. I wanted to see how many of you narrow minded @sses would have something clever to say!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    nice little ditty

    so now you're on the run

    Good old alcohol acts like your friend, until the end.

    Turn yourself in before some rookie cop pulls the trigger in hast

  • 1 decade ago

    Interesting.

  • 1 decade ago

    I think while your getting more wasted, that bartender is pressing 911 for the cops to come and arrest your *** so he does'nt get stuck paying the tab for a loser like you !!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Well I think your icon says it all!! Grow up!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What is your question?

  • Di
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    damn! damn! damn!

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