Do you want to hear some clean Bible jokes? please let me know what you think! Hope you enjoy!?
>Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
>A. German Shepherds.
>Q. Who was the greatest Financier in the Bible?
>A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
>else was in liquidation.
>Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
>A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
>the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
>Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
>A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
>Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
>Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were
>all in one Accord.
>Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
>A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
>why he no longer lived in Eden ?
>A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
>Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
>lawbreaker in the Bible?
>A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
>Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
>A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
>Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the
>A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
>Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
>A. Joshua, son of Nun.
>Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
>A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
>PS... Did you know it's wrong for a woman to make
>Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "Hebrews"