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fresh2 asked in Politics & GovernmentMilitary · 1 decade ago

This is my 300th question: If we capture Osama bin Laden, what should we do with THE BASTARD?

Update:

Yes, im~just~colleen, this IS my 300th question. Look at my profile!

Update 2:

When I look at my profile, it says 300. I guess you guys don't see the 25 or so questions I've deleted.

Update 3:

Yoko Ono? That's just TOO cuel.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Let the survivors family members stone him to death at WTC ground zero.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    We are not going to capture Osama, Why ? He is a Bin Laden, very close ,personel friends of the Bush family.

    Why can't u see that? His bro financed George W.'s failed oil adventures. On 9/11 Daddy bush was in a meeting with him in N.Y.. On 9/11 all planes were ordered to land on neutral terratory. God knows we had over 50 here in Halifax N.S. Then on 9/13 two planes were allowed to leave US air space. A commercial jet & a private jet, taking the Bin Laden Family & the Saudi Royal Family home, none of them even interviewed by the FBI or CIA. I'm sorry, what was your question again?

    Source(s): Do a reality check & see what you come up with? I pity the poor grunt that says" hay guys here's Bin Laden!" Paul H. -totally stupid
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  • 1 decade ago

    I understand the angry and rage many Americans have toward Osama bin Laden, and it is not hard to understand the feelings because the shock of seeing people jumping out of windows of the towers is still with me, but aren't you the slightest bit curious about what makes him tick?

    He had a mother and father, he was born unable to walk or feed himself, and he was naked and probably cute. So what happened to Little Osama that he would plan to kill innocent people in New York City thousands of mile from Osama's home.

    What in the world made him so angry at America that he would consciously make himself an outcast and a target of a large part of the world?

    What is Osama actually trying to do in the world, and why?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sadly what I want to do to him will not be allowed. A sex change operation, after we string him up in a tree by his penis, then roll him through fireant hills and scorpions, and after that, do the sex change operation, make him go back to the Middle East and live for a while, then bring him back and let him get slapped in the face for every single life he has some how taken. AND THEN put him on trial, then give him the death penalty and either hang him or death by electric chair except no wet sponge.

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  • mikey
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    1 decade ago

    You have to ask the question, did he really pull off the highly intelligent, well planned,sophisticated, technical implosion of the World Trade Centers. Did he convince or pay off all of those bomb technicians who strategically planted the explosives without being detected by any body with common sense. How did he get the resources to do such a well planned and executed self inflicted wound on America? Did he convince or bribe Jeb Bush(head of World Trade Center security at the time) to let his middle eastern bomb technicians access the buildings with tons of explosives.How does a Arab like Bin laden who grows rice in the desert sand and bakes bread on hot rocks pull off the biggest Academy Award special effects show in the history of American politics. With the sophistication of the US military, remote sensing, million dollar cameras(the ability to get the Nike symbol off of Tiger Woods golf ball at 50 miles up, don't you think that if he really did the incredible they would have caught him on September 12th 2001. They want to keep him exactly where they want him. On the loose(but not really)Bin laden is enjoying his status of bringing his followers to the position of David versus Goliath. He is a US patsy, a tool for the poor ratings of a pi$$ poor economically defunct leader of hidden profitable agendas GW Brush.

    It makes perfect sense!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think he should work double-shifts at a McD's for 2 years.

    Then, if he is good, let him work at Starbucks for a year.

    Still good? Six months in a cushy management position somewhere.

    THEN throw him in the shoe for life.

    Multiple purposes here. First, he would be forced to face real Americans; the people he wants to destroy. No doubt it would make a lot of people ecstatic that we got him and they could go get their picture taken with him, etc. Given how many liberals here keep asking about him, they would eat this up.

    After he gets used to how life in the US is, then he will have a long time to contemplate in solitary.

    Realistically, I don't think he'd live that long. Either someone would take him out for their own reasons or he'd become addicted to the fries and blow out his own arteries like the rest of us.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well my rational side would say this:

    Captured Alive...we should give him a trial before his punishment so we can show the world that we are not like the Islamist Fiends.

    My sadistic side would say however:

    Shoot him in the legs...then slowly mutilate his body while KEEPING him ALIVE...so he will feel all the pain that he caused thousands...then we leave him to his fate with the scorpions.

    My two sides finally say:

    Make him say that Wahabbist Islam is a fraud and all of his comrades are not going to Paradise with 72 virgins but to hell where they belong. (To demoralize and make all his lovers and followers look like idiots). Then we freeze his di*k and his lower body in ice then we exile him to Antartica (make him suffer before death)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Execution by Thunder storm. Every time a storm approaches, he should be strapped to a wooden stake, fitted with a metal helmet, doused with water and left to wait for the random lightning strike that will kill him. Keep dragging him out until it happens. Hopefully it will take 10 or more storms to fry his butt and he will have to face the terror each time.

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  • Paul H
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lower him slowly along with the ball drop on New Year's Eve. Hand out New York Yankees baseball bats, and treat him like a pinata over Times Square. How's that?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hot needles under his fingernails, beard plucking one hair at a time and stick him in a room with about 25 kids in between the ages of 2 and 6. Now that's just good fun.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ill tell you what we should do with the bugger! We should put a rat inside a bottle and super glue it to his open mouth and then put a flame under the back of the bottle so the rat has to run into his mouth and chew his way out of his head to escape the heat. I think that would be fitting for such a sick terrorist like himself.

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