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Why did the Bush Supporter cross the road?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It was rush hour on the road, but Bush told his supporters it was safe to cross. They believed him and subsequently got hit by the oncoming traffic.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    To avoid stepping on the smelly political carcass of John Kerry?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Seeing as he is a Bush supporter, he obviously has no clue. So how would anyone else know.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because George Bush was having a hard time spelling "road"

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  • 1 decade ago

    To count the votes and get into the White House.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    To kick the Liberturd to the curb ??

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  • 1 decade ago

    the bullet missed Hillary Clinton and he needed a closer shot

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He saw a liberal burning an American flag. He went across the road, rescued the flag, donkey kicked the filthy liberal in the camel toe and then stabbed them in the heart.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Because he could see the chickens running free and happy on the other side!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    because Al Gore is laying dead on the street.

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