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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

How is a PSYCHIC like a COKE MACHINE?

They don't work unless you put money in them.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    While there are charlatans out there, there are authentic psychics as well. In fact one in particular comes to mind that views her gift as a gift and doesn't take a dime for her services.

    Blessings )O(

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  • 1 decade ago

    a coke machine will work most of the tim a psychic will not work at all. a coke machine will not lie to you. a psychic will all-way`s lie to you. if you lose your money in a coke machine you can get back from the owner. if you lose your money to a psychic you will not get it back most of the time. and if you do get some back it will not be much.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha! That's a good one. When you put money in a coke machine you get a coke. When you give a psychic money, all you get is bulls h i t.

    Source(s): Hey Anthony said the exact same thing as me! That is one smart mo-fo.
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny...hehehehe

    BUT, if you give a coke machine a buck..you get a soda.

    If you give a psychic a buck....you get total BS.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Another one for you:

    They usually get you what you want to hear. Like a pop machine gives you the pop you want.

    Good question and comment! I'll give you a thumbs up!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Some psychics are good but I don't know any.

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  • 1 decade ago

    But a psychic dsnt work at all.

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    1 decade ago

    you do get some you know that give for free and you are guarenteed the real thing

    funny but not totally true

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  • 1 decade ago

    I feel less intelligent for having read this

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  • 1 decade ago

    this is like those really corny jokes on the popsicle sticks.

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