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Funny Instructions?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

(Whose body?)

Give me a good laugh..Hahaha and i'll give you 10points!!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Dude I cant beat the laughs already given to us by the International Marketing and Legal system, who undoubtedly had to ok all those instructions. Bless you for the belly laughs, even my emoesk son laughed. :-)

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    1 decade ago

    On our lawn mower [ I don't know what kind] Do not change blade while mower is running!

    My curling iron says not to use in the shower!!That would make your hair curl!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Grow your own dope....plant a man!

    Hhaha, that gets me everytime - your's was good too :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    on every cup of coffee

    'contents may be hot'

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  • 1 decade ago

    very funny!!LOL =)))))))) hahahahahaha

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