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Will there be beer in heaven?

Update:

I just want to be ready.

Update 2:

I am glad I didn't offend anyone. I was just having fun with you. Actually I believe that we will care less in heaven, because we will behold The Beloved One that is our hearts desire!

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    No, but there will be much better things!!

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  • 6 years ago

    Probably, if you wanted there to be. I'm not sure if it would have any appeal if you had already left the physical world though. There probably is weed though because the high has a more ethereal quality to it

    • Makemeaspark
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      6 years agoReport

      I strongly disagree with the weed comment, there is no good that can come out of weed. Bad for your lungs and your attitudes about life. Lethargy and stupidity are not good for anybody. Sorry

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  • 1 decade ago

    n Heaven there is no beer

    That's why we drink it here

    And when we're all gone from here

    Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

    In Heaven there is no wine

    So we drink till we feel fine

    And when we leave this all behind

    Our friends will be drinking all the wine.

    In Heaven there is no fear

    So we worry too much here

    And we drink ourselves full of beer

    To help us when we deal with the fear.

    In Heaven there are no drugs

    That's why we hang with thugs

    And when the Lord pulls the plug

    All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.

    Thugs and drugs

    Beer...

    In Heaven there is no sex

    So let's do that next

    And when our muscles no longer flex

    Someone else will be having sex.

    In Heaven there are no wars

    Or cars, or movie stars

    And when we no longer are

    The world will probably still be having wars.

    What the heck! Yeah!

    Sex and war,

    Bars and cars.

    Drugs, thugs,

    And delicious food.

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  • 1 decade ago

    The Angels are the barmaids in heaven and if you make it there, you can call them whatever you want and they will not slap your face...now that is heaven. God likes a good shot of 151 with a beer chaser, but do not get him drunk...remember Katrina..that's all I am gonna say.

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  • 1 decade ago

    There may be beer in your heaven.

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  • 1 decade ago

    NO! When we're in heaven there will be no need to fun away from our problems by getting drunk or stoned, because we won't have any problems. There will be no sin!

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  • 1 decade ago

    no....and i doubt very much that heaven will be like Dixie so,you may not want to go.

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  • 1 decade ago

    According to pastafarianism there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Heaven is a place of imagination & dreams..

    You can plan on anything you want...

    Of course, there is no real heaven ..

    When you die, you are just dead...

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  • 1 decade ago

    It wouldn't be heaven without it. :)

    Heaven is where they have kegs of beer and loads of women. Hell is where the kegs have holes and the women don't.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    whos going to heaven????

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