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Anonymous asked in Beauty & StyleFashion & Accessories · 1 decade ago

I Maced myself while trying to make a Cell Phone Call. Then I tried to dial 9-11 with a Tazer....?

...and shocked a doctor who was rushing to help me.

Do you think I need a new purse?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I think you need a bigger, more organized purse and thank you so much for the laugh!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think you need some serious help......if u cant tell the difference between mace and you cell phone or a tazer.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get yourself a decent sized "man purse". That's what you get for trying to be so cool with that little sequinned clutch.

    Honestly...do we older "ones" have to teach you everything. You just don't seem to be a natural......

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  • Kaia
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I'd say you're having a seriously bad day. I'd suggest going to bed early, covering up your head with the covers, and waiting for morning.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, you need a purse big enough to hold a pistol so you can shoot someone when you try and light a cigarette

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  • 1 decade ago

    Do you need medical attention, baby? Lemme take your temperature with my mercury thermometer...do what you need to, ain't nuthin gonna shock Dr. Bombay's nurse.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds like you need a stiff drink and some prosac.lol

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    NOPE...give it another shot... it was just a freak mistake that time!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nah! New eyes!

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  • 1 decade ago

    wow

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