How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Dress as a librarian. Or should I say undress. Go go dancers are hot.

    When I was a kid, about 5, I lost my shoes. My father--to punish me--made me wear my sister's gogo boots to nursery school. All the kids made fun of me. They were pretty stylin though.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would say lifts at the heel inside the birky- you might get a custom wedge made at a specialty shop for shoes. it could be cork and match the birky and then you'd have calves more pronounced.

    otherwise those shoes don't do much for legs.

    I'd change to a different shoe if i wanted more tips!

  • Ichi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You just need to find the right client base for your wardrobe.

    I am sure there is a market for sensible shoe wearing dancers

  • 1 decade ago

    Glue some mirrors to the tops of your Birstocks and then wear a really short skirt. And keep your feet still. I know it's tough when you're dancin' go-go, but trust me!

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  • NA
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha! What you need are some Birkenstocks with six-inch CLEAR HEELS. Trust me! You'll be rakin' em in.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Make sure your feet are EXTRA dirty. Hippies like that.

    Then nudge any non-tippers or low-tippers in the face with your Birkenstocks and say '....karma....dude....karma....' which is hippy slang for tips.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sell drugs to your biker customers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Try not kick anyone in the face.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Stage name: "Sturdy Browns".

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Try shaving your legs and pits.

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