Please help!! I was bored and stapled two slices of bologna to my face. It hurts when I pull out the staples.?

I have about 12 more to go, any suggestions on how to make this easier. I'll never do that again!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    PUT SOME CHEESE ON IT COVER YOURSELF IN RYE BREAD AND FIND GO TO THE ZOO AND STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE LIONS CAGE. YOU WON'T FEEL A THING!

    PS DON'T FORGET THE PICKLE!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Take some tylenol 3...wait 15minutes for it to kick in, then use a staple remover to pull out the suckers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Drive a nail through your hand while you remove the staple. Then jump off the roof and land on your face. That's such fun.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Have your dog eat the bologna off your face.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Get a hot chick to remove them for you. You'll be drooling over her so much you won't feel the pain.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh no! Sorry to hear that! Hope you get Better. Get some help.

  • Amy J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Liar.

  • 1 decade ago

    yea, you could chop your head off and then it would be over real quick

  • 1 decade ago

    consequences of your actions suffer

  • 1 decade ago

    do you have a dog? maybe he could help.

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