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EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything

in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it

takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective

reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,

but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often

over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go

anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of

course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft,

squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting

hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old

lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the

weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much

over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd

be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a

man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he

doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he

keeps trying!

Pass these on to both male and female

friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Wow! you are just a brilliant person, no one would have ever thought of that. Keep of the good work. friend :-) you made me almost feel off my chair so funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    -Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

    -When did you first notice this problem?

    -What problem?

    One more joke:

    A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

    Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Very Intresting.

  • 1 decade ago

    Cool.

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  • 1 decade ago

    wow thats a first actually funny jokes on here they were awsum i shall tell all my friends then they will think im cool haha =)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You have to much time on your hands but that is kind of neat.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thank you I will pass them on cause they were cute.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yes those wee very good but have u ever tried to have sex with a remote?

  • 1 decade ago

    Very clever, but dont you have anything asexual.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh' Yes!

    Source(s): me
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