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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The Talking Horse?

A man was driving through west Texas one evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and the engine died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total isolation. He popped the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again. As he stood looking at the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries.

Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice: "It's your fuel pump."

"Who said that?" the man called out.

There were two horses, a white one and a black one, standing in the fenced field alongside the road. The man was amazed when the white horse repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight and try it again."

Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flash light, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.

When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said.

A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."

"It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher.

The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you say? Was it by any chance a white horse?"

"Yes, it was!" the man said, finally happy someone understood. "Am I crazy?"

"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because that black horse don't know nothin' about cars."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    nice one

    you really exert an effort in making us laugh

    ^_^

  • 4 years ago

    APPLAUSE Spot on, Sir. yet a minimum of you have been given a sturdy thrill over hill and dale. in spite of this, that distinctive equine of the Bowles genus has apparently had a lot of adventure at being ridden interior the rustic..properly united states of america, village, possibly virtually ever nook of the London, Manchester, Oxford, and Liverpool centres of inhabitants density. possibly up into Scotland and areas or eire to boot, yet unluckily I digress.

  • 1 decade ago

    For a while I thought twas a riddle, but when I came to end it was a joke....

    oh, funny is what I can't say.

    Thanks though

  • 1 decade ago

    i love animals, hehe..so i take that as a cute joke :)

    yay! caught up and read all the jokes i missed out, my favorite one was the ernesto and the parrot joke, that was the funniest one!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that one is good it is nice to see stuff that i 've never seen before for a change most of the stuff on here is all old jokes.

    thanks for the laugh!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahah good 1....i enjoyed that...tx

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny! Good joke!

  • 1 decade ago

    Now, that was a really good joke. Thanks for the great laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    a horse, a horse, of course, of course.

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