What is your favorite Homer Simpson line?
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
its not uteri its uterus
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers. --Homer Simpson
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. --Homer Simpson
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson
First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind. --Homer Simpson
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. --Homer Simpson
God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson
- 1 decade ago
I wish I could remember the episode, because I actually say this one all the time. Homer talking to Bart at breakfast:
"Butter up that bacon, boy! Bacon up that sausage!"
- S.P.Lv 41 decade ago
"hurry!, give me the number for 911"-Homer Simpson
- jidwgLv 61 decade ago
Come on,come on! OOO isn't there anything faster than a microwave?
Can you open the window Lisa ?The police have Daddy's fingerprints on file.
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- Anonymous4 years ago
(Homer wanted to get lower back a letter he wrote insulting Mr Burns, so he went to the submit place of work) HOMER: "hi, my call is Mr Burns, i have self assurance you've a letter for me." submit place of work worker: "sensible, what's your first call, Mr Burns?" HOMER: "i don't recognize..."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
(after repeatedly punching the cat) "I'm a rage-a-holic! I can't live without rage-ahol!"
"Those guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. . . gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening"
- kitkatLv 61 decade ago
all of them.
how about "trying is the first step towards failure"
truly words to live by
- 1 decade ago
Oh! Television, teacher, mother, seeeecreeet loveeer!
Oh, I donno Marge trying is the first step towards failure.
What about Grandpa?
OOOO! I feel all tingly inside what's happening, Oh no I'm having a stroke....No, wait I'm in love.....No it's a stroke.Source(s): The Simpsons.
- sueﬂowerLv 61 decade ago
'Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.'
'Really? I heard good.'
(in response to Bart informing him that driving over gravestones is bad luck)
- RicknowsLv 51 decade ago