What is your favorite Homer Simpson line?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    mmmm donuts

    its not uteri its uterus

    Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers. --Homer Simpson

    Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. --Homer Simpson

    Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson

    Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson

    First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind. --Homer Simpson

    Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. --Homer Simpson

    God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson

  • 1 decade ago

    I wish I could remember the episode, because I actually say this one all the time. Homer talking to Bart at breakfast:

    "Butter up that bacon, boy! Bacon up that sausage!"

  • S.P.
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    "hurry!, give me the number for 911"-Homer Simpson

  • jidwg
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Come on,come on! OOO isn't there anything faster than a microwave?

    AND

    Can you open the window Lisa ?The police have Daddy's fingerprints on file.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    (Homer wanted to get lower back a letter he wrote insulting Mr Burns, so he went to the submit place of work) HOMER: "hi, my call is Mr Burns, i have self assurance you've a letter for me." submit place of work worker: "sensible, what's your first call, Mr Burns?" HOMER: "i don't recognize..."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    (after repeatedly punching the cat) "I'm a rage-a-holic! I can't live without rage-ahol!"

    "Those guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. . . gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening"

  • kitkat
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    all of them.

    how about "trying is the first step towards failure"

    truly words to live by

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh! Television, teacher, mother, seeeecreeet loveeer!

    Oh, I donno Marge trying is the first step towards failure.

    What about Grandpa?

    OOOO! I feel all tingly inside what's happening, Oh no I'm having a stroke....No, wait I'm in love.....No it's a stroke.

    Source(s): The Simpsons.
  • 1 decade ago

    'Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.'

    'Really? I heard good.'

    (in response to Bart informing him that driving over gravestones is bad luck)

  • 1 decade ago

    Doeh-T

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