Moma
Lv 7

Where are you going to hide??? The I.R.S. is at the door????

*I'm going to hide in the closet*

Oh my......they are still knocking ....Shhhhhhhh.......

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I am not going to hide from them, they are trying to keep from paying me what they owe me! I am going to drag their azzes into the house and hold them hostage until they PAY us what they owe us! I am one of the few people you may ever meet that got called to an audit and left with a smile and their kiwis in my hand. I have so many out of pocket medical expenses that if I live two more years I will own them!

    When they owe you money, and the shoe is on the other foot, they are SLOW to pay! Tsk tsk!

    Here's notice to the IRS, send me my check or my lawyer will be talking to you! Tell me where you live and when they see me they will run like a stick of butter on a hot sidewalk!

  • cdl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    The IRS has been at my door a few times. Believe me there is NO where to hide!!!

  • 'Barn
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Okay, I work for the I.R.S. - I just phoned in your hiding location. Got 'cha!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    answer the door and tell them u are house sitting,, the person who they are looking for will be back after 5pm gov employee work untill 4:30

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hide? Are you kidding? And miss getting my taxes done for free?

  • 1 decade ago

    Under the bed with the cat

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO There is no hiding from those people you might as well bend over now. They are driving.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am going out the back door.

  • 1 decade ago

    I think I would calmly walk to the door, slowly open it, and say:

    "SAY HELLO TO MY LI' ULL FRIEN!!!!"

    The rest gets ugly, so I'll just keep it to myself.

    have a nice day.

    Source(s): Tony Montana Scarface
  • 1 decade ago

    lol..behind my door with a gun...lol

    j/k..if they r knockin at the front door I am leaving out the back!

    have a good night!

    I whispered all that so they couldnt hear me..lol

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