Cherie
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Cherie asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Vast Right Conspiracy Members...........?

Tonights meeting has been changed to 8:00. Does anyone know if our new "code word" book will be issued tonight?

Update:

Ack! We have been infiltrated (Dr Cheesehead is a mole!) Every card carrying member would know that we bring MONICA dolls to the meetings ~ Akken goo zorp neenu!!! Ooooh, you're a slick one Dr Cheesehead!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Tonight's codeword will be "Hillary found the blue dress" and the response will be "Now the spit is hitting the fan." Where your taped black rim glasses, pocket protectors and penny loafers, to avoid detection...

    The agenda is going to be:

    1) Continuing the cover-up of the government's roll in 9/11

    2) Continuing to feed John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Howard Dean with new and different ways to put their feet into their mouths. (Clinton can't do that, so we'll find some babe to keep him busy...)

    3) How do we recover from the recent dip in gas prices? Our oil stocks are only making 10% - NBC is doing better than that, for Gosh sakes...

    4) How long can we keep it a secret that the economy is doing so well. Stock market up, unemployment at 5.5% - I thought it was our job to wreck the prosperity?

    5) Some minor clean-up is necessary, as it appears that no one is buying the Lee Harvey Oswald single gunman theory in the JFK assassination - can't they leave it be? GWB was practicing for hunting season by the grassy knoll, how the heck was he supposed to know that a motorcade was coming... We'll mop that up, maybe we can get Bob Dole to fess up on that one...

    6) Bring your inflatable Hillarys tonight - we're going to play "Match your Cuban cigar to your favorite part of her anatomy"...

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'm not quite sure yet.

    It must be soon though. I know part of tonight's meeting agenda is how we are going to punish Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh for giving away our secrets to the public...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Tonights meeting was canceled, it was last night at 8pm. If you did not get this message and attend last nights meeting you can now consider yourself "Out of the Loop" Goodbye.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Roger. Yes it will.

    We will also be discussing further ways we can hold down the black man...

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  • 1 decade ago

    No, it will not. Go with plan B - zippity doo da.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "Hypocrisy" is the code word.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Mr. Ayak, is that you?

    -Mr. Akia

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  • DJ
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Shhhhh!

    There are 'them' here!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "Rosebud"

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