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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini?

The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Ha ha ha, good one!

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  • Mimi
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Good one.

    A horse walks into the same bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?".

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good 1. Lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha very good one.

    An absent minded Professor answering his cellphone in a bar:

    "How did you know i am here"

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  • 1 decade ago

    omg so funny and i hope you sense the sarcasm (not to be mean or anything)

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

    glad i got that out

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. Good one. LOL.

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  • 1 decade ago

    this is a groaner.

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny. very funny:-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol !!!!!!!!!

    good one

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