Who would win in a celebrity death match Michael Moore or Rush Limbaugh?

Update:

THE CORRECT ANSWR OF COURSE WAS:

Rush would win but michael mooreon would edit

the video and add fake clips to mislead the ignorant into hating america and thinking that he had won.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Rush Limbaugh would take Michal Moore down with both hands tied behind his back blind-folded.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Moore wouldn't stand a chance.

    Bush would be riding on Lush Rimbaugh's back and Lush would be throwing empty pill bottles, and The Chimp would kiss him into a technical knockout.

    Darryl S.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wow, that is a fight I would LOVE to see! Michael wouldn't even have to fight Rush. All he has to do is set up his kissing booth, ala TV Nation, and have the pretty girls sing "Love the Ones Who Hate You" and we would get to see Rush's head explode!!! End of fight!!! Then as a reward, Michael could jump into bed with Ann Coulter and when he c***s, we will get to watch her melt down into a little steaming puddle on the bed.

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  • peat
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    they are about the same weight lately and both are probably about both better healthful. yet on condition that Rush flaps his jaw for 3 hours an afternoon, i'm guessing he can dislocate that jaw like a snake and swallow Michael Moore complete.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I would say Moore would win because Rush would be too busy trying to hide his viagra pills.

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  • 1 decade ago

    The audience will win, because it does not matter who wins, either one being knocked out will be a blessing.

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  • SPLATT
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Rush would finish next-to-last.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Michael Moore..Rush is a sissy!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Moore - Rush is TOO STONED to fight

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  • 1 decade ago

    Moore is too fat, he can't even move.

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