What are some good Chuck Norris jokes?

I don't know why but these things make me laugh! Here are a few of my favorite.... 1. Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 4. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill. 5. Chuck Norris doesn’t go... show more I don't know why but these things make me laugh!

Here are a few of my favorite....

1. Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
4. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
5. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… Chuck Norris Goes Killing.

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