Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Blone or yo mamma jokes DONT COME IF YOUR GONNA COMPLAIN!!!?

Ok here it goes:

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see any

Update:

sorry about the ? its a typo=)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Hehehe... that's pretty funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your mommas teeth are so dirty she spits gravy

    your momma is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.

    did you hear about the blond lady who went into an elevator, pushed the button and waited for the candy to come out, same blond saw a sign that said wet floor so she did, same blond staring at an orange juice container because it said concentrate.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was cheezy,here's a good one....yo' mama is so ugly...noone wants to date her!hahahalol:) Now THAT'S a funny joke!

  • 1 decade ago

    ive got a few you mommas your mamas like agun give her a gun shes good to go your mamas so fat she jumped in the oceain and the wails started singingmwe are familyyou are fatter than me :P

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  • 1 decade ago

    What does one blonde says to another blonde.?.

    Your hair is same like mine..

    Cheers..

  • 1 decade ago

    Q:What do u call a blonde with half a brain?

    A:Gifted.

  • 1 decade ago

    Q: What do you call a MAN with 99% of his BRAIN removed?

    A: CASTRATED

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    excuse me...that was funny but u need to watch wut u say...im blonde and 13 report cards full with "A+"all the way...everbody loves a blonde blue-eyed girl

  • kim
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That was pretty funny.. lol

  • 1 decade ago

    wow thats old.

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