Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Food & DrinkCooking & Recipes · 1 decade ago

How do you make southern hog meat cookies?

If I remember right its:

1 lb of washed hog meat

1/2 cup of hog cooked water

2 cups flour

I just forgot how to cook it. Im making these yummys for the kids in the trailer park. Any advise would be appreciated

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    no the recipe is :-

    1 possum (preferably dead)

    2 bags of flour (from walmart)

    1 sticky noony

    and a pair of hedge trimmers

    I cant remember exactly how to cook it, but it should be pretty obvious from the ingredients

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I thought you were joking, Meat, but I looked on Farmer John's website and they have a recipe for bacon cookies!

    Breakfast Cookies

    1-1/4 cups Flour

    2/3 cup Sugar

    1/2 cup Grape Nut Cereal or cereal of your choice

    1 Tbs. Baking Powder

    1 Tbs. Orange Peel grated

    1/2 lb. Farmer John® Bacon cooked crisp, then crumbled

    1/2 cup soft Margarine or Butter

    1 Egg

    2 Tbs. frozen Orange Juice thawed, undiluted

    1: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine flour, sugar, cereal, baking powder. Add remaining ingredients and mix well.

    2: Drop by Tbs. 2" apart on ungreased cookie sheet.

    3: Bake 10-12 minutes in oven.

    Source(s): mmmm...bacon www.FarmerJohn.com
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1 cup of post anal sex butt juice-preferably the chunky

    1/2 cup yellow corn meal, from the back of the cabinet, whit the weevels in it.

    1 1/2 cups of warm stale beer

    1 old uncooked hot dog left un covered in the fridge for a questionabkle amount of time'

    oh

    and dont forget the ten other june bugs

  • 1 decade ago

    1/4 cup of Old moldy smelly hot dogs from a donkey's @ss

    1/2 cup of Hog's piss

    2 cups of SH!T

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  • 1 decade ago

    Why are you making hog meat cookies when you should be cooking meth?!??! You need to provide for yer youngins.

  • G.
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    the main thing to remeber is you want to cook them when your hot and sweaty

    so that when you are forming the cookie you can wipe a little of that sweat from you pit on them,

    helps give them that crunch.

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you trying to make all the kids in the neighborhood hate you?

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm I the only one who thinks your f***ed up???

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