spfenolio asked in HealthOther - Health · 1 decade ago

how do you pass a drug test for marijuana in 24 hours?

51 Answers

Relevance
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Drink lots of cranberry juice and go to a head shop and tell them you need to flush out your system (be careful you don't say its for drugs or they wont sell it to him, they prob wont ask for what its for but if they do just say health purposes) Theirs this stuff called vale I used for a drug test for my current job (I smoked right before using it then still passed :]) It tastes really good and only costs like 40 bucks, which is worth passing a drug test. The only thing about it is you have to carefully follow the instructions on the box and it only lasts about 7 to 8 hours (which is enough for a drug test) If you dont have a local head shop you can also order it offline try this site http://www.drugtestingexpert.com/product... good luck!

  • 1 decade ago

    You can't. And thats that. If you want to cover Marijuana up on a drug test it is possible but you need a minimum of 7 days. Drink 8 glasses of water a day and the chronic will flush right out of your system.

    You can buy "Cover up" at headshops, hippi stores, ect. but it takes longer than a day to cover up your smoking habits.

    And on another note the "Have people pee for you" thing, ABSOLOUTLEY do NOT have someone pee for you, you will be in alot more trouble if you do that then you would be for just smoking pot. The pee they test has a minimum temperature that it has to be. And if someone pees for you before hand, it wont be warm enough. But if you had more than 24 hours, there are pouches you can buy on the internet that you strap to your leg that keeps someone elses pee warm enough. Good luck!

    But instead of doing any of those, I just failed all my drug tests. :D

    Source(s): Personal Experience
  • 1 decade ago

    The ones that say you can't do it are either wrong or just not hooked on the chronic like you. hahahaha. Go to either an adult book store or a place that sells rolling papers and bongs and stuff (Head shop). Tell them you are needing to pass a test but don't tell them what kind of test. (Trust me, they will know). There are state regulations where if you say "Drug Test" they are not legally allowed to sell it to you in some states.

    It works. and hey............What have ya got to loose really except a job you won't get without trying it anyway.

  • 1 decade ago

    depending on how long you have been using, marijuana will stay up to at LEAST 30 days, more if you are a chronic user. The only thing that works is drink water, but you have to have your bladder empty drink tons of water till you have to go, the only thing wrong with this is that your results will be diluted. Check out " How to fool the bladder cops" on the internet it is a study written on ways to pass drug tests.......I am in no ways condoning this DRUGS ARE BAD:(

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    od on grapefruit juice. Then take ibuprofen before the test. If it comes positive swear up and down you dont smoke pot then piss again...hey wait...what the heck are you taking a drug test for anyway? some stupid job? they hardley pay you, they disrespect you- then they drug test you too? Well God bless America!!! Forget that crap! As Top Cat said "You ain't gonna make no money workin'!" Run away from that crap and on your way out tell 'em where to stick it! What's this world coming to anyway? Drug tests! Give me a break!

    Source(s): THE BIBLE
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    there's this thing you drink. You mix it with water and drink up. I have no idea what it's called and i hear it's VERY gross!! I've also heard that eating Doritios chips rite before will screw the results but i've never tested that theory. Or drink a little bleach. Not a lot tho cuz that's dangerous. It'll screw the results and they'll retest you and that'll give you enough time to clear it out your system. Good luck

    Source(s): a friend of mine drank that stuff all the time an passed.
  • 1 decade ago

    Eat something with poppy seeds and when you go in for your test write down that you ate something like a bagel with poppy seeds. If the test comes back positive the place that did the test will think it was a false positive and do the test again and you will have more time to clean out your system before the second test.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Start drinking green tea... golden seal tea... make it as strong as you can and drink tons of it the night before. The morning you go to take the test, pee as many times as you can before you test. Keep your body flooded with water. Hopefully, the water will be rushed through your system so quickly it won't have time to pick up the THC in your system

    I'd make the golden seal tea super strong and pour it over ice so I could drink it quickly, it doesn't taste very good at all.

    you can buy it at almost any grocery store.

    I wish you the best of luck.

  • 1 decade ago

    You don't

    Most drug test centers check for over abundance of water and for chemicals such as niacin found in the drinks from head shops to help you pass.

    Oh and as for bringing the urine in they will check the temperature to make sure it is accurate.

    Source(s): Worked for a drug testing center
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    damn 24 hours? good luck with that... i had a friend that kicked is in 1 day cuz he doesnt have too much body fat and he just sweat it out and drank water. i was always told it sticks to body fat. dont do that stupid drink pickle juice **** it doesnt work. try AZO pills its a UTI pill. go to high times they have cleaning kits not sure if they have some that i will work in 24 hours though or if youre still paranoid use someone else's pee good luck though

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.