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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusic · 1 decade ago

Funiest song ever?

besides weird al... Maxwell's Silver Hammer...by The Beatles

Here's a link to watch it...its very VERY violent...just click watch this movie..... http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/239712

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    i would have to add, the cigar song, also by brad paisley.

  • 1 decade ago

    Flying Purple Eater by Sheb Wooley

    Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by Allen Sherman

    The Witch Doctor-OOH, EEE OOH AA

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i think these are probably the stupidest lyrics

    FROM FIRST TO LAST LYRICS

    "Kiss Me, I'm Contagious"

    I break hearts like the west was won

    (They call me the rattlesnake)

    Baby, I look like an outlaw

    (Like an outlaw, baby)

    Play poker all day at the saloon

    (You cheating bastard)

    I'll get you in the saddle soon, oh yeah

    [Chorus:]

    We won't back down

    (bang, bang, guns go bang)

    From a fight

    (bang, bang, guns go bang)

    90 paces west

    (bang, bang, guns go bang)

    At noon we draw to, we draw to death

    We draw to death

    We draw to death

    We draw to death

    We draw to death, oh yeah

    There was a man from way back west

    (Desperado ain't got **** on me)

    He took 12 rounds straight to the chest

    (That's two six-shooters to be exact)

    At night this town remains awake

    (For they keep their eyes wide open)

    In terror of the rattlesnake

    I bite it, but I don't light it

    (This town ain't big enough for the both of us)

    I'll use the rope and I'll ride her

    (I'll rip that ***)

    Two barrels and a whole lot of bang

    And when I'm done with it,

    This town will never be the same

    [Chorus]

    Can I touch your legs?

    Do I make you sweat?

    [x6]

    these r probably the funniest though

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick

    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch

    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax

    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch

    Ooh la la

    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

    I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod

    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog

    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone

    In the ***** wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove

    Ooh la la

    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

    I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where

    Put the you know what in the you know where

    Put the you know what in the you know where

    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

  • 1 decade ago

    alcohol by brad paisley

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Big Balls-AC/DC

  • 1 decade ago

    detachable penis... i forgot who sings it though

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