Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentOther - Politics & Government · 1 decade ago

If Kim Jong Il is really just trying to compensate for his manhood and ego, why can't he just drive an SUV?

It works for all the "big ego, short coming" Americans! Why not Kim Jong?

Now there is a dimplomatic solution. Strap Jong Il into a Dodge Ram or a Hummer. He'll forget all about those Typodongs! Nothing works better to give a false sense of manhood than an oversized SUV, am I right?

5 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Gas prices!!!!!! It is cheaper to build missles.

  • 1 decade ago

    No. He needs to hug some trees and sing koombia with his slaves. Wait... they don't have trees in NK. I'm thinking nothing can boost his false sense of manhood more than a few good abortions.

  • Lou
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yeah that would work for Kim Jong and a bigger whamer would work for Bush.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He wouldn't be able to see over the steering wheel. Maybe he could sit on a few phone books....and buy some shoes with extra lifts.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he has concentration camps in his country,,, strap him to and SUV and run him into the China Sea,,,

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