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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A Little Biker Wisdom -- from the smartest people (Part 2) Ya don't like DO NOT OPEN!?

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I have no idea what the formula for success is, but I do know the guaranteed recipe for failure; try to freaking please everybody!

-  It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

-  The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

-  Never be afraid to slow down.

-  Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.

-  Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

-  Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.

-  If it takes more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it's probably crucial.

-  Anything that shows up on more than 2 bikes is a FAD.

-  Remember that you will be judged by the Horse you rode in on.

-  Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

-  Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.

-  The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Update:

From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    dont know much about bikes but that was funny!^^ cheers^^

  • monzo
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    4 years ago

    have not you printed those already? hmmm oh properly lol so... Alex's cynical considered the day... Ever observe that once you bypass to a eating position there is an selection for grilled cheese, toast, waffles, pancakes and such... properly hi i do not prefer to pay 4.50 for somewhat of bread with cheese on it with a area of fries, if i needed a 4.50 meal i'd have went to the save, offered 6 problems with warm wallet and fed my famile for an same fee as you charge for one human being to eat, if i needed grilled cheese i'd have went to the tale offered a .50 loaf of bread and a 2.00 %. of cheese and potatoes and made it myself for an same fee and that i have been given more desirable than if i'd have offered it there. hi i choose the money I have and your 4.50 grilled cheese isn't so particular. examine ya later ?

  • 1 decade ago

    100/10

  • 1 decade ago

    10/10.

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  • I ♥ you!!!!! you're one of the most amazing people on earth! lol check ya later ♥

  • 1 decade ago

    Never spit and for God's sake don't grin(bugs)

  • 1 decade ago

    true, true lol

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