Anonymous
Anonymous asked in SportsBaseball · 1 decade ago

HEY EVERYBODY!!! check out this scenario???

you're at fenway park, watching the red sox take batting practice. david ortiz is up and crushing balls over the fence in left field. all of a sudden, a midget approaches the batting cage area, wanting big papi's autograph. ortiz doesn't see him, unleashes a mighty swing on a ball, and bashes the midget's head open with his follow through! the midget crumples to the ground, his body quivering, and blood oozing from the gaping hole in his head. pretty funny, huh?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    You must be bored ....

  • 1 decade ago

    It's only funny if it's in Yankee Stadium and Derek Jeter hits the midget and it's an episode of Seinfeld and it's that guy that always plays the midget on Seinfeld__ and then George Castanza comes out later and has to explain to management because he told the midget it was all right to go on the field

  • 1 decade ago

    that is NOT funny. u are a jerk, and have no respect for anyone. just think if this senario.... u are a midget ur classmates call u bad names and u have no friends, on top of that u struggle to do normal day things, like wash ur hands, make food, ect. dnt u feel bad u awful person. and all taht boy wanted to do was get an autograph.

  • 1 decade ago

    Is the midget there to try out as the Red Sox's new mascot?

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  • 1 decade ago

    I love the scenario!

    and think about it.

    the follow through is so strong that he doesn't even feel the crushing of the midget skull and he keeps crushing balls over the fence.

  • Mary*
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Aren't you the guy that asked the "midget parachuting into a baseball game" question? It wasn't funny then & it isn't funny now.

    Keep it up and I'm gonna report you, you bum!

  • 1 decade ago

    Only funny to a Red Sux fan.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny for you but not for the midget

  • 1 decade ago

    The midget must be you.

  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny.is da midget o.k?lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah funny . . . . .

    . . . . What time duz that yellow school bus come to pick you up?

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