Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicOther - Entertainment · 1 decade ago

What's the best way to ruin someone's day. . .? ?

Most ingenious answer get's 10 points...

13 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    when they say how do look???...................tell them the truth....Like Shyt on a stick

  • 1 decade ago

    On ebaums theres a prank where this kid throws this sludge bucket of food, oils, dirt- all things nasty, all over the windshield, hood of this guys car just coming out of a car wash. Id be p'ssd off if i were that guy, but it was pretty hilarious

  • 1 decade ago

    Leave a small business card on the person's door or desk saying, "Sorry you were away, we have everything ready to go, be back soon". Signed Dr. Kevorkian

    Source(s): my own
  • 1 decade ago

    depends if they got a car i suggest bologna on the hood and vaseline on the windshield

    Bologna eats the paint if its left in the sun for a few hours

    Vaseline takes months to get off

    Hope you have fun cant wait to hear what you choose.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Drive thru a muddy puddle of water while they're standing on the corner and splash them!

  • 1 decade ago

    Get their account suspended from yahoo answers! (only works on weirdos who live in YA working hard to build up all those points)

  • 1 decade ago

    Piss on them. Then take their boyfriend or girlfriend and tell them lies about this person so they can break up with them all in the same day. Trust me. this is the ULTIMATE thing people get mad at

  • 1 decade ago

    Coat your hands with chalk, give them a hug and leave big chalky hand marks on their behind.

  • 1 decade ago

    bother them and tell them bad news, about someone they like. my day is ruined when i dont get what i want

  • 1 decade ago

    **** them and then lie 5 min later and say u got aids

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't let them wake up.

    What a downer.

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