What's the best way to ruin someone's day. . .? ?

Question

Most ingenious answer get's 10 points...

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

when they say how do look???...................tell them the truth....Like Shyt on a stick

Answer 2

On ebaums theres a prank where this kid throws this sludge bucket of food, oils, dirt- all things nasty, all over the windshield, hood of this guys car just coming out of a car wash. Id be p'ssd off if i were that guy, but it was pretty hilarious

Answer 3

Leave a small business card on the person's door or desk saying, "Sorry you were away, we have everything ready to go, be back soon". Signed Dr. Kevorkian

Source(s): my own

Answer 4

depends if they got a car i suggest bologna on the hood and vaseline on the windshield

Bologna eats the paint if its left in the sun for a few hours

Vaseline takes months to get off

Hope you have fun cant wait to hear what you choose.

Answer 5

Drive thru a muddy puddle of water while they're standing on the corner and splash them!

Answer 6

Get their account suspended from yahoo answers! (only works on weirdos who live in YA working hard to build up all those points)

Answer 7

Piss on them. Then take their boyfriend or girlfriend and tell them lies about this person so they can break up with them all in the same day. Trust me. this is the ULTIMATE thing people get mad at

Answer 8

Coat your hands with chalk, give them a hug and leave big chalky hand marks on their behind.

Answer 9

bother them and tell them bad news, about someone they like. my day is ruined when i dont get what i want

Answer 10

**** them and then lie 5 min later and say u got aids

Answer 11

Don't let them wake up.

What a downer.