What are good substitute swear words?

At work, you have to drop a quarter in the jar everytime you swear (it goes to charity) and I'm going broke, although half the time I'm provoked. I'm looking for some substitutes that might help me. i.e. instead of "dammit", i can say "darn it"..or instead of "Sh*t", I... show more At work, you have to drop a quarter in the jar everytime you swear (it goes to charity) and I'm going broke, although half the time I'm provoked. I'm looking for some substitutes that might help me. i.e. instead of "dammit", i can say "darn it"..or instead of "Sh*t", I sometimes am able to slow it down and turn it into "shishkebab".....or instead of F*ck you, you F*cking F*ck !...I sometimes say "I don't agree with your premise". Thats the type of suggestions I'm looking for.
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