How would you protect yourself from the belly button of death?

Question

I've got some kind of abdominable hernia, and my belly button sticks out really far. It could like kill somebody. I have to have surgery to repair it.

Answer 1

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Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to clean the lint out of it anymore.

Answer 2

It's not that big of a deal. My Father had it done. You'll be ok.

Answer 3

How would you deal with it after I died?

Answer 4

That sucks.

Answer 5

With the butt hole of life.