what is the best joke that that u heard on family guy?

it doesnt have to be a real joke, but something funny that a character on family guy has said. one of my favorites is when peter says "oooohhhh meg, u and your drugs!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    In the episode where Peter becomes retarded..meg says something like: "this will ruin my life"...and stewie is like "yes, everything was going splendedly before this, THIS is what will ruin your life.."

  • wedjb
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    1 decade ago

    you know that show is so funny. i just watched it tonight. there is no fav joke really they a eall good but i would have to say a fav is when stewie gets sucked in by the poltergiest and the tree is about to eat chris the perverted old man tells the tree "hey skinny britches uhh uhhh that's my man" woah i mean how funny can these people get.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I like the one where Peter and Dick Cheney are hunting and Cheney looks at Peter, shoots him about 8 times, stops, looks at him again, shoots him again and calmly says "Sorry I thought you were a deer"

  • 1 decade ago

    when stewie asked brian if he would shave his coin purse.

    when the pawtucket patriot said " come hither and give heed" and peter said "hey, I don't swing that way pal."

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  • I love that part when Peter falls and he just sits there and says "ahhh...ahhh...ahhh". He does that shyt for like a full minute, it's hilarious!

  • 1 decade ago

    -Religion? That was just a bunch of singing songs and tall tales.

    - Actually that is religion

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