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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

who knows more famous last words?

1. i'll get a world record for this

2. let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press

3. gee, thats a cute tattoo

4. its fireproof

5. hes probably just hibernating

6. what does this button do

7. im making a citizens arrest

8. so, your a cannibal

9. its probably just a rash

10. why am i standing on a plastic sheet?

11. are you sure the power is off?

12. the odds of that happening have to be a million to one

13. pull the pin and count to what?

14. which wire am i supposed to cut?

15. i wonder where the mother bear is

16. ive seen this done on tv

17. these are agood kind of mushroom

18. i'll hold it and you light the fuse

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Gee honey those jeans make your butt look big

  • 1 decade ago

    Here are a few greta ones:

    1. He's probably just hibernating, right?

    2. Of course it's bulletproof!

    3. No, it's supposed to make that noise.

    4. Toss me that cleaver, will you?

    5. Cut the red one!

    6. Maybe they only had one missile...

    Source(s): Mostly from here, but one was original: http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/LastWords.html
  • 1 decade ago

    1. look both ways my a$$

    2. how many warrants do you really have out for your arrest?

    3. who cares what the perscription says, i'll take how many I want!

    4. Beware of dog? What dog?

    5. I forgot exactly which rip cord to pull!

    6. Fire ants don't bite...

    7.if i play dead the puma will leave me alone....duh!

  • 1 decade ago

    Et Tu Brute?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    something along the lines of "my end is the beginning" Mary Queen of Scots right before her head was cut off.

  • 1 decade ago

    Got a match I can.t see the gas level

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey yall watch this

  • Ahab
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Either the wall paper goes or I go!

  • 1 decade ago

    # 19 Jane !!!! Stop waveing those scissors around up thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    19. i think i left the oven on!

  • 1 decade ago

    Rednecks famous last words.

    "Hold my beer and watch this."

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