Elusive asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall if Bush and Kim Jong IL were to meet one on one, what would happen?

Use your imagination and answer as you wish, Thx.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    They would be sitting around as Bush being Dr Evil Bush and Kim Jong IL as Austin Atomic Real Powers aka : AARP . Dr Evil Bush would be telling Austin Atomic that he is getting sick and tired of all the frickin insurance applications he keeps sending him in the mail. Laura Evil Bush gets sick of picking them up off the floor & it's really anoying how they glow in the dark. Austin says " Your an uptight square but I really dig your invisible underware you created in the lab. I always though you were crazy but now I can see your nuts too! Dr Evil Bush replies : Yea Cheney thinks they are pretty cool too. We wear them on sleep overs at our hunting cabin, when we are hunting for frickin liberals who are trying to infiltrate our secret uninpenaterbly super hide out. Even Condi doesn't know where our hide out is at even though I'd like to get her a pair of those invisible undies. We call it our " Victoria Secret hide out ". Dr Evil Bush replies: I invented the question mark and now I've invented a new secret prescription med for Lush Rimbaugh that won't be as hard on him . When Lush takes one of these pills, then his jokes will be more funnerably than they ever were. AARP replies: Yes if I had a pair of those Groovy invisible underware & Condi could see me in em, I wouldn't have to sing " I got my Atomic Mojo workin but it just don't work on you". Condi will be Randi for me baby, yea". Lets get together and really work on that peace treaty . Now thats accountibility ! Dr Evil Bush replies: I'm gonna get your Atomic Mojo if it's the last thing I do !!

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh man would I. This would be the one time I'd be rooting for Bush all the way. I like for him to give that little despot one giant Texas butt kicking.

    And I bet Bush has just the right boots for that job. Of course, putting him alone in a room with Cheney might be better, but it's not as pleasant to think about.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bush would ask if N. Korea has any oil. Kim Jung IL would say "maybe a little". Then Bush would claim theres "proof that al-queda has bought weapons of mass destruction from N. Korea. We must invade now and we must do it with our armed services and Halliburton".

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It'll be like one of those old Looney Toons cartoons.

    I'll just fly around and both of them will keep hurting themselves and eachother trying to catch me.. It'd be a blast...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bush should bury his foot up Kim's a_s and shave the guy's head while he is at it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Bush is a silly rabbit playing games he can't back up now.

  • 1 decade ago

    The same handshaking polite bullsh*t that always goes on when 2 diplomats meet.....'we would very kindly appreciate you not nuking our country'...yaddayaddayadda

  • Katz
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    This whole thing with North Korea is nothing to be joking about!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I wonder who could speak English more clearly.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the Pygmy would have him on his knees,,,,,,,,,,, then Bush would take him to GRACELAND,,,,

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