Dane Cook quotes?

Question

whats your favorite quote

"this is a great vibe we have here now...its like daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table and were still trying to eat."

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

we'll say this mic stand is the person in front of you he is a skinny black man. if you are three feet behind him you are in line. If your in the pantene pro v section reading us weekly your not in line anymore. you can't just leave your shoe and walk around for 19 minutes, i say **** shoes

Answer 2

Dane Cook And The Pickles

Source(s): https://shorte.im/a8SIL

Answer 3

...pickle, extra pickles, cheese, bun seeds,

and pickles all my pickles and some extra pickly pickles,cheese, pickles

OK are you trying to molest me via drive thru. What are you saying?

Chicken tenders. Sweet and sour sauce on my p****!