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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Pick the dumbest Bible quote?

1. Deut 25:11-12

11 If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, 12you shall cut off her hand; show no pity.

2. 20 When a slave-owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. 21But if the slave survives for a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner’s property.

3. Lev 20:1313If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Even christians can join in the fun on this one!!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Genesis 11: "And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man"

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  • 1 decade ago

    2. 20 When a slave-owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. 21But if the slave survives for a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner’s property.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dumbest Bible Quote!...Really!........Well, lets pick this one!...."A Fool Has Said In His Heart There Is No GOD" (Psalms 14: 1)....And How about This One......"In Flaming Fire Taking Vengeance On Them That Know Not GOD, And Obey NOT The Gospel Of Our LORD JESUS CHRIST"! (2 Thess. 1: 8)......and it gets even better...How about this one....."And With All Deceivableness Of Unrighteousness In Them That Perish, Because They Receive Not The Love Of The Truth, That They Might Be Saved, And For This Cause GOD Shall Send Them Strong Delusions, That They Should Believe A LIE"! (2 Thess. 2: 10, 11).........you want to show off your funny perversions & silly ignorance, show off on this!.....you God HATING Atheists Heathens Will Be Judged By GOD One Day!......Everyone knows now that you God Hating atheists, agnostics Heathens Log Onto This Site Just To Condemn, Judge, Mock, Harrass, Direspect & Insult The Religious/Spiritual Believers! The Prophesy Of Jesus Is Fulfilling Daily! (Matt. 10: 22).........GOD RULES!

  • 1 decade ago

    first of all 'deut 25:11-12 its basically giving a metaphor....in this situation if a woman does that to rescue her man (the man that she has done that to) should only dislike the hand the women grabbed him with...not her eyes ,head ,legs etc...so therefore if someone did something to you dislike what they did NOTeverthing else that had nothing to do with it

    and for the lady above me...stop making things sound worse..at the last sentence it says:..who they drink and eat there own waste with you?

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  • 1 decade ago

    None that come from the Bible. However there is a lot of dumb "quotes" that come out of peoples mouths, these are those who don't have a nit brain to understand what they are talking about. Not only are they dumb, but sometimes I have to hang my head and pretend to cough to keep for laughing at these people

  • 1 decade ago

    So long as there are people that believe the book is 100% accurate and take it in literal terms (as best interperted through their religious upbringing or perceptions of the world) the book in it's entirety is DUMB.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Leviticus 11:21

    it says insects have four legs

  • 1 decade ago

    I believe its in Ex, Lev, AND Det...where you are to put to death a child who is disobedient.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    depends if the fight honours god or not.

    cause all things commanded to honour god.

    i bet if GOD were real and not just some coded word he would hate god cause he is real.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    begot this begat that , dam i hate the bible

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