How much wood would a Wood Chuck chuck, if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?

serious answers only plz

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I'm not sure because you see I am a mother pheasant plucker - I pluck mother pheasants - I'm the fastest mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant but I noticed that you wanted serious answers only so I thought I'd ask Sally the sheet slitter - Sally slits sheets - Sally slit over seventy sheet all on a Saturday and Sunday one September! But Sally didn't know either - so I checked with Susie who sits by the seashore sifting sand and counting seahorses forevermore and Susie didn't know either so that left only Peter Piper who I found picking pickled peppers by the peck - but he was having a hard enough time counting the number of pickled peppers he had picked - so I'll google it and get back with ya! By the way - did you know the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains!

  • 1 decade ago

    A Wood Chuck would chuck all the wood a Wood Chuck could chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood.

  • 1 decade ago

    Since a wood chuck can't chuck would a would chuck wouldn't chuck any wood.

    (and then you say- But if a wood chuck could chuck would, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck!?- haha!)

  • 1 decade ago

    Woodchucks normally CAN chuck wood so it probably depends upon their sex, location, age, etc. I don't know which chucks more, males or females. Also it probably depends upon their environment - how much wood there is to chuck. Also it probably depends upon how long they live. Those are just a few variables I can think of.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If is only that, a wood chuck can dig but can't throw that far with there short arms. Could not then.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's a moot question, because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood.

  • 1 decade ago

    as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

  • around 28 grams per hour i would imagines it would put quite a strain on the poor wood chuck he might get a hernia or rupture a disk if not properly trained in proper lifting and chucking techniques

  • 1 decade ago

    a woodchuck would chuck as much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    if a woodchuck could chuck wood would a woodchuck chuck wood

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