You might be a redneck if.............?

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    you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck

    you have a seperate set of salad bowls that say Cool Whip on the side :)

    you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

    on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat

    your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.

    you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.

    there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.

    your mother doesn’t put shoes on to go grocery shopping

    you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window

    your mother has more chest hair than your father

    your mother’s only shoes are house slippers

    ~you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.

  • Yakuza
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You carry your food stamps in a money clip.

    Oh have you heard about redneck barbie? She still has her Corvette but its up on blocks in the yard.

    A redneck using the word asinine in a sentence....

    Well I give her face a one and her *** a nine........

  • 1 decade ago

    You've lived in the same house at five different addresses.

    The fire that burned your yard was started with a bottle rocket.

    You were baptized in an above ground pool.

    Mechanics ask you to sit down before giving an estimate on your car.

    Your living room curtains are beach towels.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If you think that a family reunion is a good place to pick up chicks.

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  • 1 decade ago

    You eat a popsicle so you can make a splint for your daughter's finger.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy's answer, my all time favorite!

    "If your porch collapes and it kills more than 5 dogs!" lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    can hook up your house to your truck and move before a hurrican hits.

  • Wishee
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You can't think of a better question.

  • 1 decade ago

    you think its ok to have sex with your goat!

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