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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Is it true that Jesus...?

traded in his Dodge Neon for a new Chevy Impala? I wonder if he got a good deal.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I thought he drove a Dodge Spirit.

  • 1 decade ago

    No, that's not true. He actually kept the Dodge Neon AND bought a new Chevy Impala. Now, He has two good vehicles. They're called Old Testament and New Testament.

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus saves. Im sure he got a good deal.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's a pretty good deal actually. I guess you pretty much have to be a deity to get a sweet trade like that...

    ROTFLMAO!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus sacrificed His life for us to keep us out of Hell. i'd say we got the "good deal."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why would he do such a thing?! Well, I suppose it wouldn't be the first time he did something silly (like get himself painfully killed).

  • 1 decade ago

    I got points too!

  • uhhhh duhhh no!!

  • 1 decade ago

    what?

  • 1 decade ago

    right...

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