Is it true that Jesus...?

Question

traded in his Dodge Neon for a new Chevy Impala? I wonder if he got a good deal.

Answer 1

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I thought he drove a Dodge Spirit.

Answer 2

No, that's not true. He actually kept the Dodge Neon AND bought a new Chevy Impala. Now, He has two good vehicles. They're called Old Testament and New Testament.

Answer 3

Jesus saves. Im sure he got a good deal.

Answer 4

That's a pretty good deal actually. I guess you pretty much have to be a deity to get a sweet trade like that...

ROTFLMAO!!!

Answer 5

Jesus sacrificed His life for us to keep us out of Hell. i'd say we got the "good deal."

Answer 6

Why would he do such a thing?! Well, I suppose it wouldn't be the first time he did something silly (like get himself painfully killed).

Answer 7

I got points too!

Answer 8

uhhhh duhhh no!!

Answer 9

what?

Answer 10

right...