Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesPerforming Arts · 1 decade ago

whats the best way to murder someone and not get caught?

25 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    there is no best way. It doesnt matter what you do you'll get cought.

    Oh what join the army and go fight in the war. You be killing ppl then and getting away with it.

    I hope you where just asking this for fun and not because you some sick-o

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow... alot of people DONT have a sense of humor here. If you were seriously thinking of killing someone, why would you post it on the internet asking for tips?

    With that aside, the best way not to get caught is to make it look like a suicide and/or destroy any evidence. With either way, it doesn't matter your method, you can't be traced. However, the latter is near impossible to do totally, so I would go with the former.

    I would suggest slipping drugs into someones drink or something to make it look like an OD i guess?

    • thomas s4 years agoReport

      There are a LOT of stupid people out there, so it's not out of the question that someone would actually ask a question like this and then do it. If people were smart, a lot of crimes wouldn't happen.

  • 5 years ago

    just a thought but thought you should know the following information:

    just by posting this there is most likely a good chance the authorities are tracking your online activities.

    when people post and/or ask stuff like this online you are most likely being tracked already. most likely someone could have reported this to the authorities for all you know.

    my point being that you may want to be more careful with what you post online here

    just saying

  • 1 decade ago

    If your just looking to murder or kill someone .. and not someone specific, then join the army ...hopefully your a good enough shot to be a sniper. You kill and don't get caught... because the government already knows who your killing !

    Other than that ... kill them on a Cruise ship and dump to body overboard or kill them at a port of call. They don't yet watch those kinds of things. Its extremely likely that you will get away with it. . . Not that I've done this. But its been on the news lately !

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  • 4 years ago

    Show them a picture of Alexia Simoes look her up she's ugly

  • 5 years ago

    It's stupid to even try, why would you do such a thing? Go kill yourself! Lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Hypothetically, murder yourself and you can't get caught.

  • 1 decade ago

    Tell the people around your to close their eyes because you will murder a person....Well, that is a bad thought.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats funny. you must be really bored! thats ok! we all are sometimes. my advice, dont murder the person cuz you always get caught. you know that!

  • 1 decade ago

    use an ice sickle

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